Teacher: Say, you can't sleep in my class.
Student; I could if you didn't talk so loud.
Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me.
Psychiatrist: Next please!
Mother: You prayed for grandma, grandpa, and Aunt Sue. Why didn't you pray for Uncle John too?
Daughter: I didn't want to ask for too much.
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Brent: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Trent: How tall are you?
Customer: Hi. I'm looking for a good buy.
Salesman: Oh. Ok. Goodbye.
Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand?
Joel: My left hand.
Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil!
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