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Teacher: Say, you can't sleep in my class.

Student; I could if you didn't talk so loud.

Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me.

Psychiatrist: Next please!

Mother: You prayed for grandma, grandpa, and Aunt Sue. Why didn't you pray for Uncle John too?

Daughter: I didn't want to ask for too much.

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.

Doctor: How long have you had this problem?

Patient: What problem?

Brent: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Trent: How tall are you?

Customer: Hi. I'm looking for a good buy.

Salesman: Oh. Ok. Goodbye.

Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand?

Joel: My left hand.

Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil!

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